In an unusual turn of events, a colony of ants has declared war on a collection of rubber ducks left by a nearby pond. The ants, mistaking the ducks for giant predators, have mobilized their forces in what they describe as "an epic battle for the ages." The ducks, unmoved and non-threatening, have become the center of elaborate ant military strategies. "We will not let these yellow giants invade our land," proclaimed General Formicidae, the leader of the ant army. The local community watches in amusement as the ants carry out their harmless yet highly strategic operations.