The world's first Ant University has officially opened in a suburban garden, offering courses in Crumbology, Leaf Lifting, and Advanced Tunnel Digging. The university, built from twigs and pebbles, boasts a faculty of the most educated ants, who have traveled the backyard and beyond. "We believe in continuing education for all ants," said Dean Pheidole, an ant with a vision for higher learning. The inaugural class has enrolled over 200 ants, eager to learn new skills and apply them to their daily foraging and building tasks. The graduation ceremony will involve a synchronized march and an elaborate display of leaf flags.